Krispy Kreme The Rapper’s Resume

Biographical Information:

Age: 21

Height: 5′ 2″

Hometown: Birmingham, AL

Street Cred:

Higher net worth than Jay-Z, Beyonce thinks he’s cute, has ability to punch a person up into the air like a kite even if they have infinite knives, ability to light haters’ farts on fire by gunshot, has made out with every girl in the world, has beat up every person in jail, has fought two lions, knows the answer to 2 plus 2, has been shot approximately 500 times, has committed 1 million crimes, has killed a great white shark, rode the Fireball at the county fair and wasn’t even afraid, was swallowed by an anaconda snake but killed it with a flick of his wrist

Material Possessions:

400 cars, 400 scars, 400 guitars, 400 houses, 400 mouses

Personal Reference:

Money Maker Mike, Beyonce

Retaliation Tactics:

Givings scars, throwing eggs at cars, cutting holes in tires, setting poop on porches then setting it on fire

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One Response to Krispy Kreme The Rapper’s Resume

  1. is that you in the first pic?

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