Too bad it was a good guy that got punched in the face. Instead of… you… that bad guy. What’s his name? Oh yeah, Ashley just reminded me: BENTLEY!
“30 year old boy”: 4
“closure with Bentley”: 3
“hot out of the gate”: 2
dirty tricks by William involving Ben C. making a joke about online dating: 1
pity party hosted by William: 1
appearances by Bentley: zero (What a tease!)
“I would not classify me as awesome.” -Ryan P.
“No-no kissy.” -Ben F.
“I was an emotional zombie.” – Ben F.
“Do I stick out my butt?”- Ashley
“You’re not going to fall in love with me.” -Ashley to all the remaining bachelors
“I’m looking for a man.” -Ashley, who evidently is not interested in a “30 year old boy”
“This isn’t going to work.” -dreamy host Chris Harrison
“It’s really hard to say goodbye to love.” -Nick
Who Got Sent Home:
William, Ben C., and Nick
Who Ashley Should Pick:
J.P. Rosenbaum: most likely Jewish
Ames Brown: most likely Scottish