Ci, I would like some poutine! Come here, to me, with it… please.
The Brad Tab:
Number of times that Brad referred to Chantal O. as “emotional”: 5
Number of times the phrase “up’s and down’s” was used to refer to Chantal O.’s emotional state: 3
Siamese cats between the four hometowns: 2
Number of “Self-made man” statues at Chantal O.’s parents’ mansion: 1
“right reasons”: 1
Memorable Quotes:
“When you’re 45… where do you want to be?” Chantal O.’s dad, Mike, to Brad- not realizing that Brad is already 38 years old
“Good job, I saw your crown.” -Ashley H. to Brad, while they were sharing some gravy cheese fries
“Second of all, this is a first.” -Brad to Shawntel N., in an honest effort to show her that he is not chronologically challenged
“Do you want to be cremated?” -Shawntel N. to Brad, who could have probably had him cremated for free when he dies if he wouldn’t have sent her home
“I really like bikes.” -Brad, learning to open up (Thank you, three years of therapy!)
“I don’t want to leave weird.” Brad, about to leave Emily’s house, weirdly
New Terms We Learned from This Episode:
Poutine- fries topped with cheese and gravy
Ci- the word Brad uses for “yes” when speaking French
The Full Package- Chantal O.’s Siamese-looking cat named Jinxie, Boca (the dog that looks like a fox), and Bailey (a camera shy dog)
Who Brad Gave a Rose To: Emily, Chantal O., and Ashley H.
Who Brad Sent Home: Shawntel Newton (sadly…)
Will Shawntel Newton be the next Bachelorette? I’m starting a rumor that she will be. After all, she does kind of look like a dark haired version of Ali Fedotowsky. Just sayin’…
