It’s official; Brad has a catch phrase: “Come here, to me, please.” Is that even a real sentence?
The Brad Tab:
“black eye”: 7
“Come here, to me, please.”: 3
helicopters: 2
“right reasons”: 2
shots of Brad’s pecs: 1
Odd Wardrobe Choices:
Host Chris Harrison wore an old-school blue sweater with a checkered shirt.
Brad wore a hoodie while in the hot tub.
Memorable Quotes:
“Something may or may not have happened that shouldn’t.” -Brad, who thanks to three years of therapy, is learning to communicate more clearly
“He’s worth it.” -Chantal O. referring to having to go scuba diving in 13 ft. deep water
“I feel like ounces of jealousy and resentment.” -Ashley H., who is has a talent for measuring emotion in exact amounts
Highlights and/or Lowlights:
During the radio interview with Mike and Dr. Drew, Stacy admitted she cheated on someone she was dating in college, while drunk. For what it’s worth, Brad sent her home.
Brad met again with his Jewish therapist, Dr. Jamie Green, and talked to him about… oh, wait, I zoned out during that part… lucky for me, so did everyone else.
Though it’s technically not part of the show, that was one weird demented commercial where that girl is in the shower and starts bleeding, then sees the potential meth-addicted version of herself. I thought it might be a commercial for The Grudge 3 or something. Creepy, dude.
Who Brad gave a rose to:
Chantal O. , Brit, Michelle, Ashley S., Alli, Emily, Shawntel N., Lisa, Jackie, Marissa, and Ashley H.
Who Brad sent home:
Meghan, Stacey, and Lindsay
What to Expect Next Week:
Vegas, big shopping bags, and NASCAR!
And one more thing… Now that you’ve read my take on a pointless subject, why not read my perspective on a meaningful one: being a dad. That’s right- parenting from a dad’s point of view. I have been documenting my thoughts as a dad since the week we found out my wife was pregnant. Now our son is over 2 months old. I formally invite you now to read my “dad blog”:
